Oh well, I guess someone has to. Good luck with that. Personally, I don’t have the capacity to be some awkward dude’s crash test dummy nor am I a fan of mini cupcakes nor cocktail wieners.
And trust me, Mini Wang and doggy-style DOES.NOT.WORK!! Trust me, I’ve tried it more times than I care to remember and I’m not a fan of faking orgasms! I’m a great actress when need be but I think I’ve lost my ability to do so.
However, if you can suck on and enjoy a Tic-Tac, going down on MW shouldn’t present a problem for either party.
Seriously, I realize we all have varied sexual preferences but I can’t imagine having a pleasurable sexual experience using minimal equipment, foreplay be damned.
Why I Prefer Small Penises!
In some instances, it’s OK to be in denial about certain things whether it be your age, dress size, income, “success”, and in my unfortunate experiences, both penis size and sexual prowess. I digress…
It is NOT, however, a good practice to be in denial about life. It’s the biggest set-up for failure and disappointment but it’s also fairly easy to avoid.
Trust that voice inside your head, even when it’s telling you the opposite of what you’d like to hear. And don’t expect people to always be who you want them to be or who they’ve represented themselves to be. Or as my filter-free Grandma used to say “If it smells like shit, it probably is!” Stand clear!
Have you ever heard a song or watched a music video that is so hot it made you want to rip off your clothes and go do that annoyingly weird yet penis-wielding neighbor you’d normally want to douse in napalm?
…I just did! Oh.my.word!
I’m finding that even a hardened non-believer, albeit admittedly crunchy, granola corporate hippie like myself can genuinely benefit from a few minutes of daily solitude.
Instead of being peeved at awakening so early on my day off, I find myself in a calm, almost giddy state of peace. My mind feels free of worry and anxiety and fear. I quite rather like it…and I want more.
“Begin By Letting Go” – Etherwood